Dirk Varkensstal

Dirk Varkensstal (© DALL•E)

Dirk Varkensstal is a professional thug and enforcer employed by The Honourable Sholto Chelford-Bickerton. Like all professional thugs and enforcers, he is basically psychotic and is happy to do whatever it takes to keep his master happy, even when this involves death and injury to innocent bystanders.

Dirk was last seen tumbling into the Bristol channel underneath Channellia, having been hit in the face by a flailing underwater cable.