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spread by [[Jane Austen]] in her so-called novel [[Pride and Prejudice]]. It is understood that the author was particularly eager to put the record straight about the role played by [[George Wickham]] and [[Mrs Elizabeth Darcy|Elizabeth Darcy]] in the skirmishes leading up to the [[First Alien War]].
 
spread by [[Jane Austen]] in her so-called novel [[Pride and Prejudice]]. It is understood that the author was particularly eager to put the record straight about the role played by [[George Wickham]] and [[Mrs Elizabeth Darcy|Elizabeth Darcy]] in the skirmishes leading up to the [[First Alien War]].
  
However, shortly after publication, it emerged that much of the information contained in the book was not in fact obtained by legitimate means, but by intercepting and hacking open correspondence between Wickham and Mrs Darcy. It subsequently turned out that this practice was widespread in the journal that Pinnock worked for (''[[The news of th'Earth]]''), with many others such as [[Lord Byron]], [[Beau Brummell]] and the [[Prince Regent]] himself claiming that their personal correspondence had also been hacked open.
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However, shortly after publication, it emerged that much of the information contained in the book was not in fact obtained by legitimate means, but by intercepting and hacking open correspondence between Wickham and Mrs Darcy. It subsequently turned out that this practice was widespread in the journal that Pinnock worked for (''[[The News of th'Earth]]''), with many others such as [[Lord Byron]], [[Beau Brummell]] and [[the Prince Regent himself|Prince Regent]] claiming that their personal correspondence had also been hacked open.
  
 
The resulting furore led to the closure of the journal and the arrest of Pinnock and his proprietor, Sir Rupert Merde d'Oc, for high treason. Both were sentenced to be hung, drawn and quartered, although Merde d'Oc's punishment was commuted to transportation to Van Diemen's Land, where his ancestors continue his work to this very day. Pinnock, an unprepossessing individual with rat-like features, bad skin and appalling halitosis, is now generally regarded to have been the fall guy, although his execution drew a large crowd of baying onlookers, most of whom had themselves bought a copy of his book.
 
The resulting furore led to the closure of the journal and the arrest of Pinnock and his proprietor, Sir Rupert Merde d'Oc, for high treason. Both were sentenced to be hung, drawn and quartered, although Merde d'Oc's punishment was commuted to transportation to Van Diemen's Land, where his ancestors continue his work to this very day. Pinnock, an unprepossessing individual with rat-like features, bad skin and appalling halitosis, is now generally regarded to have been the fall guy, although his execution drew a large crowd of baying onlookers, most of whom had themselves bought a copy of his book.

Revision as of 15:46, 16 July 2011

Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens  
Mrsdarcycover.jpg
Author Jonathan Pinnock
Cover artist Sir Christopher Hamilton-Emery, RA
Country United Kingdom
Language English
Genre(s) Novel
Publisher Proxima (London)
Publication date September 2011
ISBN 1907773134

Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens is a non-fiction work by the 19th century English journalist Jonathan Pinnock. Details of the original publication are - for obvious reasons - sketchy. However, the book was known to have been in general circulation in the mid-1800s prior to its blanket suppression in the aftermath of the notorious treason trial.

According to most accounts, the book purports to provide a counterpoint to the

lies, half-truths and dissemblishments[citation needed]

spread by Jane Austen in her so-called novel Pride and Prejudice. It is understood that the author was particularly eager to put the record straight about the role played by George Wickham and Elizabeth Darcy in the skirmishes leading up to the First Alien War.

However, shortly after publication, it emerged that much of the information contained in the book was not in fact obtained by legitimate means, but by intercepting and hacking open correspondence between Wickham and Mrs Darcy. It subsequently turned out that this practice was widespread in the journal that Pinnock worked for (The News of th'Earth), with many others such as Lord Byron, Beau Brummell and Prince Regent claiming that their personal correspondence had also been hacked open.

The resulting furore led to the closure of the journal and the arrest of Pinnock and his proprietor, Sir Rupert Merde d'Oc, for high treason. Both were sentenced to be hung, drawn and quartered, although Merde d'Oc's punishment was commuted to transportation to Van Diemen's Land, where his ancestors continue his work to this very day. Pinnock, an unprepossessing individual with rat-like features, bad skin and appalling halitosis, is now generally regarded to have been the fall guy, although his execution drew a large crowd of baying onlookers, most of whom had themselves bought a copy of his book.