George Wickham
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George Elvis deLonghi Wickham (7 August – 23 February ) was a noted English alien hunter. He was briefly associated with the author Jane Austen, although their relationship ended in some acrimony, resulting in the unflattering portrayal of him in her controversial novel Pride and Prejudice. Very little other information about Wickham is in the public domain. He is rumoured to have made over a thousand kills[citation needed] and was awarded the Order of the , the highest accolade for bravery in the face of tentacles. He was fluent in French, Prussian and kk'Ekk.
Early career
Wickham Peninsular War. This brought him to the attention of Colonel , who asked him to join his team at the Ministry for Unusual Affairs. His first assignment was to . dressed as a puffin without his trousers. Following the success of this mission, Wickham was , in order to protect Lydia Bennet. However, and ; vanished without further trace.
The first alien war
Whilst searching for Lydia, in Whitechapel. Mary Ann Nichols "Prussian style" in a back passage next to Pox Lane. Reverend William Smallpiece Collins, mission for fallen women Lady Catherine de Bourgh. The unfortunate consequence of this was that , , and Mrs Elizabeth Darcy [citation needed].
The second alien war
No information on Wickham's involvement is currently available.
