… or lose my place, although according to Mrs P I didn’t quite have the microphone at the right height, so parts of the story were a little hard to pick up. I’d add a picture, if it weren’t for the fact that I look even more unprepossessing than usual, so that delight will be denied to you this time. Anyway, it all seemed to go off reasonably well on Friday night, and I was honoured to be on the same bill as Katy (Liars’ League) Darby, as well as Mo Cooney and Steve Smithson, all of whom contributed first-rate stories. Definitely worth submitting for again.