What with all this Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens stuff (you are following it, aren’t you?), I’ve got a bit out of the habit of submitting work. But just over a week ago, I finally got round to subbing a few things. They were mainly to competitions, but I also sent in a poem to Every Day Poets and lo and behold it’s been accepted already. It’s called “The Muse and the Mojo” and it contains a fart joke. As all poems should.