Competitions I’ve Been Listed In
Professor the said … (Top 25 Finalist, NYC Midnight “Tweet Me A Story” contest, 2011)
She seemed perfect … (Finalist and Audience Award Winner for round, NYC Midnight “Tweet Me A Story” contest, 2011)
She knew how to make an old man smile … (Finalist and Audience Award Winner for round, NYC Midnight “Tweet Me A Story” contest, 2010)
Tweets I’ve Had Published
https://twitter.com/CuentoMag/status/558702627240693760
https://twitter.com/twictionaddict/status/503605254936866817
https://twitter.com/confettifall/status/456851060658032640
(Also here)
There was a new hairdresser in town called "Freudian Snips". I went in and asked for a cut and blow job. #vss
— Twiction Addiction (@TwictionAddict) April 1, 2014
Perfect Moment (One Forty Fiction, February 2011)
https://twitter.com/picfic/status/26652065691
https://twitter.com/picfic/status/27447609757
https://twitter.com/picfic/status/28424635992
https://twitter.com/picfic/status/29676484293
(All four also here, as PicFic featured contributor, October 2010)
The villagers who lived under the statue of the Great Leader often wondered what the world beyond it looked like, and whether it had a sun.
— Nanoism (@nanoism) August 20, 2010
(Also here)
“So how long have you been a mutant?” I said, trying to make conversation. “All my goddamn life,” replied both heads in perfect unison.
— trapezemag (@trapezemag) August 10, 2010
(Also here)
https://twitter.com/seedpodpub/status/16016115391
https://twitter.com/seedpodpub/status/15942797987
21 today, shouted the tyrant … (#VSS Anthology Volume 01, May 2010)
“Get a proper job,” said old man Blahnik … (#VSS Anthology Volume 01, May 2010)
“You’re right,” he said, when they’d finished … (#VSS Anthology Volume 01, May 2010)
“What big teeth you have, Grandma,” … (#VSS Anthology Volume 01, May 2010)
The travel guide was accurate, if a tad unhelpful. “For more information about Hell,” it said, “see below.”
— PicFic (@picfic) May 4, 2010
(Also here, and winner of Folded Word 3Cheers Award, Spring 2010)
http://twitter.com/thaumatrope/status/8420144826
http://twitter.com/tweetthemeat/status/7424569668
http://twitter.com/Outshine/status/6610321161
http://twitter.com/seedpodpub/status/6276171511
http://twitter.com/7×20/status/6233982067
http://twitter.com/escarp/status/5779888944
http://twitter.com/tweetthemeat/status/4568066380