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| − | '''Wally''' is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of [[ | + | '''Wally''' is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of [[Derek Winscombe|Tom Winscombe's father]] and occupies roughly half the available space of their modest shared accommodation. His smell occupies most of the other half. Apart from breaking wind, his other favourite hobbies are scavenging, crotch-sniffing and dribbling, where the impressive amount of saliva he produces more than makes up for his almost complete lack of teeth. |
Latest revision as of 14:48, 8 June 2022
Wally is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of Tom Winscombe's father and occupies roughly half the available space of their modest shared accommodation. His smell occupies most of the other half. Apart from breaking wind, his other favourite hobbies are scavenging, crotch-sniffing and dribbling, where the impressive amount of saliva he produces more than makes up for his almost complete lack of teeth.
