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| − | '''Wally''' is a large, odiferous dog of advanced age and | + | '''Wally''' is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of [[Jim Winscombe|Tom Winscombe's father]] and occupies roughly half the available space of their modest shared accommodation. His smell occupies most of the other half. Apart from breaking wind, his other favourite hobbies are scavenging, crotch-sniffing and dribbling, where the impressive amount of saliva he produces more than makes up for his almost complete lack of teeth. |
Revision as of 17:19, 22 May 2020
Wally is a large, odiferous, flea-ridden dog of advanced age and uncertain parentage. He is the devoted companion of Tom Winscombe's father and occupies roughly half the available space of their modest shared accommodation. His smell occupies most of the other half. Apart from breaking wind, his other favourite hobbies are scavenging, crotch-sniffing and dribbling, where the impressive amount of saliva he produces more than makes up for his almost complete lack of teeth.
